Tis a long one. But just the sort of gut bustin laugh I needed. A bit of an inside joke.
A friend married one of the waitresses at a cigar lounge I used to work from (about 15 years ago).
He was 66 and the new wife was 26 at the time. Yes, that sort of stuff happens.
Said new wife was by no means a cigar affcianado, but she was cute and therefore did very well in tips.
She told us a story about a special, rarel cuban cigar that cost a gazillion bucks bc the wrapper leaves were rubbed between the legs of a cuban virgin before they were used to wrap the cigars.
The "cigar wrapper" for those that don't know is the leaf that is used to role the actual tobacco leaves. Think of it as the white paper that is used to wrap a cigarette.
And we (the fellas) would clown this friend and ask him if he's been able to get any of those rare virgin stoagies yet.
And today that friend and his wife sent us (the guys) this screenshot in a group text.
These are Nicaraguan stoagies 😆😂🤣 but same idea. She was ahead of her time.