I was sorting papers for a manual once, and someone above me thought he was giving me relief by asking me to do something else, while he took over the sorting.

He was wrong.

The next time we did it, I started my telling him, "eh, please don't take this away from me, I actually really enjoy it!" in a meek pleading voice.

I'm awesome. Everyone needs a me. But only one, or else there will be fights in the copy room 🤣🤣🤣