Failed transaction alert! Account frozen! 20 mins on hold to bank...

Bank: "We're blocking all crypto payments. Sorry for the inconvenience"

Me: "It's a #Bitcoin payment, not crypto."

Bank: Reads new lengthy policy statement "...we're protecting you from scammers..."

Me: "I'm trying to protect myself from fiat inflation!"

Bank: "Mmm sure ok. Whatever investment you're into? I wish I'd bought crypto years ago too, but there's so many scams and we need to protect your money!"

Me: You're not too late. #Bitcoin will only go up as long as they keep printing!"

Always stay on message.