Rarely have I read a blog post and was like, 'I'd sub to that guy's mailing list'. But this one did it: https://blog.decryption.net.au/t/how-to-do-an-unattended-install-of-windows-10-via-pxe-with-uefi-secureboot-enabled/16

Windows can suck ass for all I care but people like this make it at least entertaining as hell.

Gonna need a bigger table :P