# Infinite Monkeys — Act III, Scene II (Draft)

(Outside the East Side Gallery, Berlin.)

[Enter the Orator, addressing a restless crowd before the app launch of “Utopia Beta”]

Orator:

Consumers, Shareholders, and Migrant Offspring—

Give me an unsecured loan on your precious ears.

I come to bury Capitalism, not to praise it.

Proletarier 1:

The revolution doesn’t scale!

Proletarier 2:

Yeah! No more free riots!

Proletarier 3:

I say we baut die Zahlmauer!

Proletarier 4:

Warum Englisch?!

VOICE (from a glowing speaker embedded in the Wall):

Thy free speech quota hath been exceeded.

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Proletarier 5: Says, page can't be found!