All through middle school, high school, and early adulthood I had one good friend. Then one day he sends me an email ending our over 10 year friendship with no warning. I reflect on that today because I stumbled on this in my garage. A chainsaw carving of a giant dick I made him as a gift but never got to give him. He sent the email between when I finished it and got a chance to give it to him.

I'm over it. I just shared because I think this is the pinnacle of gifts in my life. I could never select a more perfect or perfectly timed gift no matter how hard I tried. That is a weird realization to have.