I am sorry for your negative emotions that may arise from these readers' serious subject matters and their linked clusters fortified governmental outcome indicators. As great as the reported claims are, it is still essential to navigate such corners of story risk perspectives delicately.

To hopefully break this worrying sequence of distressful articles however, let me try again with something lighthearted:

Why Do Seagulls Fly Over The Sea?

Because if they flew over land, it would be bay-gulls instead! 😂