A witch is not something that you magickally turn into because you want to be one, you become a witch by performing witchcraft.

So instead of looking for spells to become a witch, you just need to find some easy spells for any purpose to try, and cast them. You learn to cook by getting out a recipe book and cooking, and witchcraft is much the same thing. Don't expect immediate and miraculous results. Real life isn't like a Harry Potter movie.

- yeah but it's really spy craft and we're all playing adult Harry Potter