1. ruin it. keep blocks small and introduce the lying notwork. pay influencers to misrepresent the usefulness of payment channels.

2. pump the crippled chain. attract speculators and drive away the original userbase. convince people that everything's fine because the market cap is so high.

3. teach people to use it wrong. trick vulnerable noobs into using custodial solutions like ecash and wallet of satoshi. lie if you have to.

4. wait for people to get rugged.

5. tell the public that the whole thing was a dumb idea. the plebeians can keep using venmo and fidelity.