Somebody left a whole cake and a whole gallon of milk π€

Somebody left a whole cake and a whole gallon of milk π€

Geeze. Where is their corpse stashed?
It is NOT your Lucy day
Thatβs actually kinda dope.
I think the birthday party has been canceled π
On one side is the milk, and on the other, cake. Choose wisely.
Bill Gates is hiding behind a tree, and is smiling.