🚨 CLASSIFIED MEME SURVEILLANCE BRIEFING

Subject: Bitcoin Knots vs Core – Bulletin Board Civil War 🏰📜

You asked what’s going on?

Let us translate:

Bitcoin Core just proposed to remove the 80-byte limit on OP_RETURN, effectively turning the blockchain into a communal message wall where you can post longer love letters, JPEGs, or federal indictments—whatever fits and pays.

Meanwhile, Bitcoin Knots (aka the Monastic Order of Data Discipline) said:

“Absolutely not. This is how altcoins are born.”

🛡️ Core says:

“Let the free market decide what data gets in. Fees will sort the signal from the spam.”

🧱 Knots says:

“Default behavior is culture. Don’t make Bitcoin a glorified graffiti wall.”

So what’s this really about?

It’s not just bytes.

It’s Bitcoin’s identity crisis in a trenchcoat.

• Is it a global neutral monetary protocol?

• Or a USB stick with 21M caps?

At Fort Nakamoto, we’ve classified this as:

Operation: Scroll Wars

Because right now, two factions are fighting over how big your sticky note on the blockchain can be.

Spoiler:

It’s not a consensus split (yet).

It’s a vibe fork.

One side wants a tighter, quieter fortress.

The other’s building an open-mic slam poetry night on the walls.

⚔️ Our position?

The drawbridge stays up.

Bulletin board remains BYOB—Bring Your Own Bandwidth.

#FortNakamoto #OP_RETURNtoSender #ScrollWars #KnotsHoldTheLine #MemePolicyManual 🏰🪶📦