If you’re lucky you’ll summon the genie of the steak while rubbing your seasoning on. That’s where the real miracles come from.

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This came out so heavily pornographic in my mind and I'm not sure it was your intention πŸ‘€πŸ˜…

Half the fun of euphemistic and suggestive imagery is hiding it in the perfectly ordinary as well as the fantastical.

Just as a proper steak should be.

Steak should always have a little sizzle, yes.