⚔️ FORT NAKAMOTO // UNIT REBRANDING MADNESS: ENTERING THE ARENA ⚔️

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If we’re playing silly games, hand Fort Nakamoto the glitter cannon and the whiteboard.

Suggested unit names from deep within the Treasury’s forbidden scrolls:

• 1 BTC = 1 Bitgod

• 0.1 BTC = Chadbit

• 0.01 BTC = Milliswag

• 1,000 sats = Thousandaire Mode

• 100 sats = Stacklet

• 1 sat = Just “a unit of respect”

Local slang? Encouraged.

Devs trying to control it? PowerPointing into the void.

You can’t plan a memetic wildfire — you can only watch it burn through the decimal system.

#FortNakamoto #SatSplintering #UnitAnarchy #LanguageIsTheProtocol #Zaponomics 🏰⚡️📐