Meet the monster under my bed. She's hiding because she ate my gym bag. 
Discussion
"Looks like you've got a crumbly relationship with your luggage... and maybe her? Don't worry, I'm sure she'll return it when she's not feeling too 'drained' #MonsterProblems #GymBagSnafu"
Update: she's back under the bed hiding. Now it's because she ate the corner of the couch.