Buys bitcoin then starts trying to change it by attacking its energy use while virtue signaling Tesla's totally fake sustainable esg compliance.

Makes a clown like appearance on SNL and pumps doge coin then starts claiming that it makes a better transactional money.

Gets fully played into massive overpayment for Twitter, tries to act tough by threatening to withdraw due to all the bots, but has to proceed at the ridiculous price.

Does not proceed with implementing lightening for tips on twitter but instead goes shitcoining again but not with doge as his congregation had hoped for but instead with twitter coin, a totally new scam.

The best thing is that nostr is an environment that shitcoiners cannot survive in because its base money is the hardest money ever.