How are the never coiners coping out there?

1) getting agro drunk on wine

2) calling everyone a nazi

3) hyperventilating in a dirty n95

4) bitching about dinner

5) donating to Nikki Haley

6) ordering more silver bullion

7) staking harder

8) thinking up new regulations

9) feeling up new regulations

10) poking themselves with painful things

Answer or add your own in the comments!