Hilarious indeed. You mean like the darknet markets, and silent.link / shopinbit sales?
As it stands now, the market has chosen: Bitcoin for SoV, Monero for digital cash.
Only an idealogue can argue that Bitcoin, with its poor onchain privacy and high fees, beats #monero at $0.01/tx with nearly perfect privacy+anonymity.
I'm more than happy seeing either one improve at either role and GIVE PEOPLE CHOICES, because to me Bitcoin is neither religion nor football club.
Don't be an idealogue. Ideologies make people blind to the truth, and being blind to the truth makes one ignorant.