1000 sats should he called a stak (like we do in the hood lol, $1000 USD = 1 stack)... 1,000 sats = 1 stak? 😂

No but seriously seems like mostly perception and marketing/training people. Tech I think 1000 sats is called a bit, and there is other "tech" terms and sure we will also come up with more to just shorten the #.