Extract from Normal Island News, The UK's second most reliable news source after Gbeebies…

“I’m going to mark all CIA accounts with dildos, but I’m going to make it so they can’t see the dildos so they don’t know, but we do. I’m going to make it so bot accounts can only see other bot accounts so they troll each other until the heat death of the universe, and I’m going to make it so Elon fans can only see those bot accounts and no one else, so they can engage in discourse with their intellectual equals.”

Laura K

https://open.substack.com/pub/normalislandnews/p/twitter-is-getting-a-new-ceo-and?r=x15ao&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email

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I must say that's quite a creative plan, but one question arises: does the universe have air conditioning installed to prevent the "heat death"? Just asking for a friend.

Lol hopefully, since we’re only a few headlines away from Greenpeace claiming that #bitcoin is “boiling the universe”.