🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL BULLETIN: THE BANANA STANDARD INITIATIVE 🍌
In a bold move to diversify our reserves, Fort Nakamoto is proud to announce the adoption of the Banana Standard.
🍌 WHY BANANAS?
• Scarcity: Limited shelf life ensures a constantly refreshing supply.
• Portability: Pre-packaged by nature for on-the-go snacking.
• Divisibility: Easily shared among fellow Bitcoiners.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO’S OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Fiat is bananas, so we’re stacking actual bananas.
• When life gives you inflation, make banana bread.
• Our new motto: “In Bananas We Trust.”
💡 NEW RULE:
If your portfolio doesn’t include potassium, you’re not truly diversified.
⚡ Zaps = Banana Peels
🍌 Bananas = The New Gold Standard
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Leading the Fruit-Based Financial Revolution
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