Just got a phone call from a local divorce lawyer looking for consulting and potential testimony to verify shitcoin trading losses in a divorce.

I’ve never gotten consulting work like this before and it sounds fun and fascinating, so here’s hoping I impressed him on the phone!

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Was it Tom Brady

No, but he has commented on a photo I took on instagram, so I’ve got that street cred.

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Keep us posted that does sound fascinating.

We’ll see what comes of it! 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Update: Got the job! Waiting on payment for my retainer, then I go through 50 pages of trades to confirm it’s worth what he says it is.

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Wow, that sounds interesting. Tell us more if you’re able to keep the details vague enough to not break any confidentiality laws.

Not much more to tell. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Let me guess. Husband owned a heavy bag of Luna, bet the farm and lost it all, still owes taxes on his trades, and claims he’s broke.

I obviously can’t go into much detail, but it’s nothing malicious like that. 😂

That’s not malicious, just dumb.

He lost all the money so can pay her in the divorce and the lawyer thinks it is a scam? If he dabbled in shitcoinery, I don’t doubt the losses are real 😆

Play shitcoin games, win shitcoin divorces 😜

Wow, ok. Shit is getting real.