#gm,

my 13-inch retina display macbook pro is from "late 2013"

the starting price for one at the time was $1,699

if I bought #bitcoin at the absolute top ($1,242 on November 29) instead of this laptop I'm at this very moment using to type this post, I could've bought 1.36795491 #bitcoin

but nOoOoO, I had to go to cOlLeGe and get my dIpLoMa in tEcHnIcAl WrItInG