"The usurping Zionist entity just bombed Syria's capital city of Damascus, destroying another military base and arms depot used by both the Syrian Arab Army as well as Hizbullah.
This criminal aggression followed raids on Homs, Daraa, Hama and Halab (Aleppo) earlier on this morning.
The Jews are hanging out in Syria's skies and having a blast - pun intended - like it's a damn yeshiva on Purim.
All while Jolani, who, from now on, will only be referred to as Jewlani, tells one international press outlet after another that he has no interest in battling 'Israel'. This "revolutionary". This "resistor". This "freedom fighter". Anyone giving him a pass is as big a Zio-cuck as he is... If not even bigger. God help Syria in the face of these demonic Yahoud and their army of mop-bearded, soulless, spineless Shabbos Goyim."