I was given 10K sats by nostr:npub1kkaxt7asygdr9dkpgsq02pw0m5m9r4pe8z3y32fxtfgkasx9gfqqzxnp8n as he paid me for a joke on Twitter. I wanted to give them all away here on Nostr and I did. Then something hilarious happened. People started Zapping the hell out of me so I could pay more invoices. One thing led to another and I said I would pay invoices all night long as long as my wallet had a balance.

I swear on all the things, brother. It's all being sent out.