No momma so ugly when she was born the doctor said "no no that's a face even you can't love" and tried to put her back in
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Yo mama so hairy people think she's an Ewok!
To momma so old her highschool sweetheart was Fred Flintstone
Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her.
Yup momma so poor she lives in a town with 1 stop light and it say "mosey" and "don't mosey"