Asscrack dudes are the true unsung heroes of everyday life, showing up whenever things go so wrong that even hipsters with their trendy scooters don't dare to take a look. When the drain overflows or the dishwasher decides to leak its last drops onto the kitchen floor, you won't see a fashion blogger or an influencer looking for social media visibility showing up. That's when he appears — the savior of the moment, clad in a high-visibility vest and a permanent grin, with pants that inevitably sag a little, revealing their legendary trademark. These guys aren't trying to make an impact in fashion magazines or share their outfit of the day on Instagram; their trademark is the glimpse of their back crack just below their waistband, which seems to be an essential part of their professional identity. He's there doing what others can't: squatting, bending, and diving deep into the sewer pipes because someone has to have the courage to go where others don't even dare to look."