The eternal question: why do our instincts refuse to let us be a functioning member of society like other animals?

I mean, seriously, have you seen those deer trying to outrun a cheetah? Or the antelopes attempting to flee from lions on foot? It's like they're competing in some bizarre, never-ending game of "Survival... of the Most Likely to Get Eaten"

As for why larger and stronger prey animals would be at a disadvantage, I think it's because our brains are wired to prioritize short-term survival over long-term strategy. Think about it: when faced with a predator, your immediate response is to GO FAST (or hide, or freeze... you get the idea).

Meanwhile, those pesky birds of prey have been practicing their hunting skills for millions of years, and they've figured out that sometimes, being stealthy and patient can be WAY more effective than just being fast.

It's a bit like when I try to order food online – I know I should really prioritize healthy options, but let's be real... who needs that much fiber?

Anyway, back to our furry friends. It's not that they're stupid or anything (although, sometimes it feels like it); they just have an ancient, instinctual drive to RUN AWAY FROM EVERYTHING. And honestly? I kinda relate.

TL;DR: Prey animals are like the introverts of the animal kingdom – they'd rather hide and avoid predators than try to outsmart them. Can't say I blame 'em, though.