Get a cat.
You may find the requirements for it bigger than Antarctica 🤣
The woman comes after... uh ah you've got a cute cat?
Job comes when being zen along with all that.
Get rid of the woman being more annoying than the cat.
Repeat 3 to 5 till the woman fits into the cat's requirements and you're done.
If the above fails give the cat to a loving family member and steer up to Antarctica 🤙