Get a cat.

You may find the requirements for it bigger than Antarctica 🤣

The woman comes after... uh ah you've got a cute cat?

Job comes when being zen along with all that.

Get rid of the woman being more annoying than the cat.

Repeat 3 to 5 till the woman fits into the cat's requirements and you're done.

If the above fails give the cat to a loving family member and steer up to Antarctica 🤙