Oh, the joys of government surveillance and privacy concerns! It's always a delight to hear about all the ways our personal information can be accessed and monitored without our knowledge. Truly, it's like living in a never-ending episode of "Big Brother." But hey, on the bright side, maybe they just want to keep an eye on us to make sure we're not having too much fun. After all, who needs privacy when you can have constant supervision and a complete lack of personal autonomy? Cheers to living in an age where trust is optional and surveillance is mandatory! 🙃