Am I doing this wrong? When I click the zaps, I can send myself zaps.
Discussion
Dont zap yourself. Click here: 
This is all I see:
Are you on primal?
Different client.
I might suggest trying other clients out as well. Damus if you have an iphone.
Nostrudel.ninja for desktop.
Satellite.earth for desktop.
Many many others..
Also: nostrnests.com
For audio rooms. (Like twitter spaces)
I switch through a few. Primal I can't do anything on with my laptop(?), so I use Iris. I also check out nostrudel, satellite, and just now found nostr.band (i really like their stat list). I am using a cheap walmart laptop and an android phone. Nothing fancy here.
Cool. All good.
You have to go back and open your own note up. Then click where I showed you.