My shitcoin hodl story:

So I've been carrying around a tattered Euro bill in my wallet which was left over from a trip to Europe during the winter of 2009.

That's right, hodled that shit since 2009.

I had wanted to take control of my privacy and got around to researching reputable VPNs. Ultimately landed on Mullvad thanks to nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx

Once I looked into the payment options and noticed the option to mail cash (arguably the most private option), I knew this was the perfect opportunity to dump it.

I used someone else's return address and a made up name, so I knew I would never know if it was rejected for wrong postage or something like that. Anyway, after maybe a week or more of checking my account periodically, my account was credited!

Pretty fucking cool