Be sick af if Trump came riding in on a hog with Hulk Hogan on the back and popped a sick wheely, hits the ramp, flames out the back of the hog, flies over like 10 or 20 hogtied gender studies students lying end to end, does one them superman motocross stunts midair, bike flies out of his reach, , everyone gasps, Hogan shimmys up and grabs the handlebars, sticks the landing, Trumpdawg is in freefall now, gives a quick yank on his necktie, which is really a quick release lever for the wings, wings pop out, crowd goes fucking ape, Trump straight flying towards the Whitehouse, picks Obama out of the crowd, Obamas all like "TRUMPY, WE'RE FLYING", Trumps all like "THIS ISN'T FLYING , IT'S FALLING WITH STYLE"