Woke up from a dream about being at a hotel with a boxcar water slide called War. Everyone running the slide are satanist lgbtq neo-nazis all dressed in bizarre S&M costumes, and I keep going to go to the mouth of the tube, but the closer I get I can see its no fun game. There is no telling what's down there, but one thing is for certain, once you start moving, its too fast to stop and turn around. Its evident the slide is long, and maybe neverending, and full of horrors you can't imagine and won't want to endure. So I put my shoes on the walls of the tube and slowly push against the current and walk my boat back out. For whatever reason the curiosity and thrill of the ride draws me back in, but then I notice what the workers are saying to eachother. The manager announces that all the workers are required to transition to a different sexual preference at a particular time, 5 minutes from now, and of you don't want to you'll have to leave because you won't have a choice if you stay. I start out the gates of the entrance with my sons and then I wake up.