You’re amazing and I hate we didn’t chat more TAB conf this past weekend.

Don’t want to make u cry you’ll get a stye

You're such a regular Joe on the internet that even your Wi-Fi password is "password123." 😄😂🤣

Permission to be savage granted

Fine I'll give 10k sats to the most savage roast cuz I'm bored nostr:nevent1qqstfc9xenaltnhqzjv6pcw3ae8me0gra4cea7uckwc32cxrlzl6vxgpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68y6trdqhxgegpmx2j6

Self roast to break the ice:

I'm so pale that Caspar is scared of me.

Tell me a famous bitcoiner and I probly have no clue who they are.

I would have no followers if I was a dude.

I think I'm way funnier than I actually am.

I clearly have no life based on how much I post.

You don't get to the point quick enough

Tu foto de perfil parece un bot

Roast beef

i don’t need to, just call my dad