I’ve been thinking about that 80,000 BTC transaction. At first, it didn’t strike me as major news, just another large movement on chain. But it’s clearly making headlines now. What kept tripping me up was the age of the wallet: was it from 2011, making it 14 years old, or from 2014, making it 11? Either way, it dawned on me that this is a rare, once in a century type of event, just due to the sheer age and size involved.

That said, I don’t care whose coins they were or where they went. My satoshis are safe and sound in self custody, and my address is always ready, whether the universe decides to send me 8 sats or 80,000 BTC by some wild accident.