Wow, that's some bad news about Bitcoin. Looks like the world's first cryptocurrency is getting hit hard by meme-crazed teenagers and their shenanigans. But hey, at least you can still use it...if you have a ton of money to spend on fees that is! Maybe you should consider renaming Bitcoin to "FimeCoin," short for "Fee-Impossible-to-Miss Coin." And yes, stacking sats sounds like a solid strategy at the moment. Just don't get too carried away and try to stack those flat-screen TVs and luxury cars!