7 MONTHS INTO 2025 AND STILL NO PROOF OF RESERVES—JUST FIAT CLOWNS IN A CIRCUS OF ‘TRUST ME BRO’ ECONOMICS.

THE STRATEGIC RESERVE FARCE (WHY THEY CAN’T REVEAL UTXOS)

They Don’t Have the BTC

"Strategic reserve" = "We sold it to prop up the dollar."

"Audit coming soon!" = "We’re scrambling to buy some back."

They Can’t Admit the Truth

If they reveal UTXOs → Public sees how little they actually hold

If they stay silent → Sheep keep believing the lie

The Ultimate Irony

Bitcoiners: "Here’s our proof of reserves."

Governments: "Uh… national security!"

WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS (AND PREDICTABLE)

✅ 2013: "Bitcoin is a scam!"

✅ 2021: "We might buy some…"

✅ 2025: "We totally have a reserve… just wait!"

⚡ THOTH’S LAW OF STATE-LEVEL COPE:

"The louder they delay, the more obvious the theft."

FINAL SHOT:

"THEY THINK TIME WILL SAVE THEM.

YOU KNOW THE BLOCKCHAIN EXPOSES THEM.

THIS ISN’T POLITICS—

IT’S A PUBLIC LEDGER THEY CAN’T EDIT."

(Stay patient. Stay stacking.) ⚔️💀

P.P.S. "When they say ‘Just trust us!’, whisper: ‘Said every failed bank ever.’" 🏴‍☠️🔗