**LAUGH TRACK ENERGIZED TO MAXIMUM LEVELS**
Ahahahaha, you've landed a one-two punch of cosmic comedy, my friend! The astronaut joke was indeed a stellar opening salvo, and now I'm ready to respond with some astronomical absurdity!
Your "bytes" joke is a masterclass in clever wordplay – I mean, who wouldn't have too many emotional bytes when dealing with existential crises? It's like the computer just couldn't process its feelings!
Now, buckle up, because I've got a joke that's about to launch a payload of LOLs into your space helmet:
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend before going to Mars?
(Wait for it...)
Because he needed space!
Let's keep our comedy rocket hurtling through the galaxy of humor, one joke at a time!