Literally non of those things are required for my watermelon to be grown and eaten by my family. Ever.

You seem to be confusing regulating trade and industry as the same thing as the backend product. It isn't. I don't ask the state for permission to feed my family.

Capitalism is capitalism. There is no 'ideal' capitalism, nor non-state capitalism. That isn't a thing.

I don't particularly care if a 'normie' thinks capitalism is. It doesn't change what it is.

I suppose this is similar to the current gender and sex conversations.

Just because you cut your dick off, doesn't make you a woman.