There once was a 🐸 who kept ⚡️ing the village. The village head 🐟🎂 gathered the best ⚡️ers in the villages he knew and attacked the 🐸. the 🐸 recruited his own army and so began the first 🐸 wars! .

The second frog war started yesterday/today depending on the time zone. It kind of happened randomly with the village’s great ⚡️er alice and 🐸 having a go at each other and the village coming out to support her ⚡️er.

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