You: download wallet of satoshi

Them: ok. *downloads app*

You: open the app and tap Receive

Them: *opens app* *sees Send and Receive buttons*

Still Them: I haven’t created an account yet. It doesn’t even know my name.

You: shut up and tap Receive. Hit the lightning icon. Tap add amount and type in 1000 in the sats field.

Them: *does all that shit, QR code appears*

You: scans QR code, pays invoice

WoS: *shows green screen with big check mark*

Them: holy shit that was instant!

You: try that with Venmo mf!

Them: *orange pill swallowed*