OK, about to go distro-hunting. Or client-hunting. I'm really tired of hunting around for 10s of minutes for environment settings in this Amethyst app.

Right now, if I try to zap, or reply to a poll for that matter, the options that come up are 500, 1500, or 5k sats. Not 21. Not 69. Not 420. Nothing obvious to send a custom amount. Where to change this? Well, no fucking clue. Probably spent the last 20-30 minutes trying to figure this out.

Somewhere I expect a settings or options menu. Nope. Fuck me, then. This isn't change my profile shit, this is client environment shit - like if I wanted to switch back to light mode, where the fuck does that happen? I don't, by the way. Or maybe where to turn off the stupid fucking shit that pops up on titty picks. Maybe I like seeing pussy occasionally as I scroll. Nope, no setting or options.

I'm sure it exists behind some gesture or long press or other rat maze bullshit, but this is seriously enough to make a bastatd rage quit this shit and go back to whatever shit client I was using before. It was crap, and never remembered I was logged in, but it had a fucking settings menu.

And fuck your iPhone app. Idgaf. Some ppl have money for iPhones and chairs and shit, while Im here stacking trying to zap on the cheap cuz these sats are for my kids. If I zap you, or pay for your relay or app or whatever, those are sats my kids won't have. Think about that, zapathon mothafuckers.

Good thing I quit drinking, or this note would be twice as funny. Gn #nostr if I don't think of more shit to type out. Damn I like having my orange keyboard skin back.

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hold down the ⚡ and options should pop up

Fucking bullshit. Srsly. Long press fucking shit. Totally mentally defenestrating this fucking phone. Next thing I'll draw a fucking dildo on the screen and it will go to day mode, and drop this phone one floor abd a settings menu will pop up.

😂😂 if you log out all the amounts you entered disappear gn 🫂💜😂

Yeah, you should say gn and gtfo after telling me whatever cool shit I might figure out is just going to fuck itself right off when I log out. Which with my unstable mobile platform (like it's owner) will probably be several times a day.

I'm gonna chill and read my Knut book. Maybe fuck around with Snort tomorrow. Last time I did that, I think it wiped my whole profile, but this whole adventure is looking up, I swear!

should look like this then

Nice try. But apparently I have some configurating to do. At least by next week I may figure this shit out and be able to send a custom amount of sats via zap.

I have the utmost faith in your ability

Damus doesn’t always show context…I presume this is in reply to something else but it reads like a fortune cookie 🥠 :)