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Especially matata and her essays in foreign language!

matata’s essays?! what have i missed now?

She speaks in forgotten highly regarded lingo

That was hilarious, special case when the native formatting changed to prove the essay

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swift for president

didn’t know speaking tard was a foreign language, but you might be right

wen #tardstr on duolingo?

bru hus dun noh iz herd skill wif yirs uf treyning two spik liek dis hue no😲

hoe dat

Dr. Lexus, confirming your talkin' is totally 'tarded πŸ˜‚

IDIOCRACY TARA

i’ve watched it but can’t remember dis scene

yez.

hue wud nat CUM N sey daz tur muh feys 😑

matatard is on another level today πŸ€£πŸ’œ

y damus noh support custom emocheese

translation for non-tards: β€œbro has to know it’s a hard skill, with years of training to speak like this, you know”

that’ll be 555 sats ser πŸ€—

I'm fluent in tard, I was in a special class in school.

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Eshara comes from her book shelf to speak language of dirk and sweat to us

Sweat πŸ₯Ή oh dear

Too many sweaty books Shara

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ˜³πŸ«£

We know

🀣

Times of ChΓ’teau come mind πŸ˜‚

i neber ben in zum zato n sumtin tells mi iz bedder dat whi #steeblexed

Nice to see all the Japanese artists here πŸ€™

πŸ˜ŠπŸ«‚πŸ’œ

πŸ«‚πŸ†πŸ€™

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ«‚πŸ‘πŸ™πŸ½

πŸ‘βœ¨πŸ«›πŸ§ˆ

πŸ’¦πŸ‘πŸ†πŸ”₯

πŸ₯žπŸ‘…πŸ’¦

Pancake πŸ₯ΉπŸ’œ

Cake in her pants?

Noo no came in my pants please hahaπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ™πŸ½πŸ’œ

I was bout to sleep, but now im considering

Tetsu off to bed with you πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜­

Stoooop bullying me to come 🀣🀣🀣🀣 Im not going to your β€œlibrary”!!!

I’m not saying nothinπŸ₯ΉπŸ™πŸ½πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ whenever I do it turns dirty 😭🀣

the last sentence really needs context πŸ₯΄

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The library or your imagination? Or the bed?

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€πŸ˜±

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πŸ₯ΉπŸ’œπŸ«‚

Good night wicked tongue girl, gn half of the nostr πŸŒ™

Goodnight Tetsu, sleep well you lil menace to society πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ’œπŸ«‚

*menace to a library

☝🏻

Sleep! πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ you’re both grounded πŸ’œπŸ˜‚

Why must you defy me πŸ₯²

And btw You cannot ground people if got no cake that’s well known, fact.

No slice of this cake Mr πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ you’ve tarnished my good name 😭😭πŸ₯Ή

I didn’t say I wanted one. And you ser as it stands or lies down, are cakeless 🚫πŸ₯ž

No cake or pancake or muffin or cupcake for you Tetsu, only sleep πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ’œπŸ«‚

No butter for you Shara, only half dirty pages and night night

There are no words πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

I don’t know what I just read but I am here for it.

#PB

Its that time on the Eshara cycle

yeah, came out of nowhere

nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx You’re only permitted one viral typo meme per month, you’re over your quota now.

Cake πŸ™πŸ½πŸ₯Ή is no cake in my pants 😭😭 tanel and Tetsu said I had cake in my pants πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

I came here to enjoy your explanation.

You Better have cake! You need cake Shara there is no boys if there’s no cake girl

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€πŸ«‚πŸ™πŸ½

You and Tetsu are menace to society with your secret languages πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ™ˆπŸ˜­

i come in peace

In pajamas?

Pooh pajamas.

maya jamas

I bet half of nostr wears pajamas and half is totally jamless

Just realized I never posted to nostr while nude. 🧐

How come? Nobody would be able to tell πŸ˜ŽπŸ€™πŸ½

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€πŸ”₯

Don’t warry i won’t tell πŸ˜‡

(where am i)

Every day

Savage

Noooo, on the contrary, civilized. I even wear ties, sometimes.

I’m gonna Expelliarmus both your butts into bed πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ’œ it’s so late for you both 😱 this is why your minds are going in the gutter πŸ₯ΉπŸ«‚

oh no… this gif reminded of one of the most cursed videos i’ve ever seen 😭

See, these two are into the spooky and dirty stuff 🫣

Shara why you talkin to yourself in plural form? 🀣🀣

How hue know ma time zone?

Ohh I meant nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 and nostr:npub13epj452d892app3mjath3uxgs9l03rylzxwkymdp50avukztmfeschauwt but you don’t have to sleep if you don’t want to πŸ™πŸ½πŸ«‚πŸ’œπŸ₯Ή

πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ«‚ just a coincidence I swear πŸ™πŸ½πŸ₯Ή

Ama go shleep, before Eshara gets horny horny and start misspelling whole sentences

Deviant behavior doesn’t work when drug induced douchery

🎚️

Praise Allah

While gringo mothwrfuckers? Riddle me how.

Praise terminal cancer

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😱😱😱

9 months later…

Whaaaa what’s happening in 9 months ?! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜±πŸ˜± Tetsu we need to get you to bed Mr

#penisbutter πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Oh noe not again πŸ˜‚

I’d be scared to have Elon Musk pop up too tbf 😌 he’d move my stuff around 😭

I'm not sure why that got quoted there. I was trying to warn you of another catastrophically fantastic typo... LOL

Ohh dear 😱 if I did it best to let it get buried in other notes πŸ₯ΉπŸ™πŸ½πŸ’œ it’s a wonder I work in editorial 😭

I'm sure you're very good at your job. :)

Thank you Beave πŸ₯ΉπŸ«‚πŸ’œ

You're welcome, Eshara.

πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

Tetsu-san, nice to meet you☺

Tanel-san, thank you for introducingπŸ’œ

My pleasure 🀝

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Boss Popart πŸ«‚

πŸ₯ΉπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œβ™₯️β™₯️ also follow Tetsu, he’s brilliant πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ«‚

Ma mann πŸ’œπŸ«‚ GM!

GM β˜•οΈ

Good morning Tetsu β˜€οΈ(or afternoon haha)

Good morning to you Shara β˜•οΈπŸ₯ž Or what time is there?

It was 12 I think ☺️ now 2 πŸ«‚β˜€οΈβ€¦ is that a humble stack of pancakes I seeπŸ‘€

We have one hour and possibility few pancakes difference