This is what a European looks like.
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Tell that to the Aurignation peoples.
Possession is 9/10 of the law.
And this "law", is it in the room with us right now?
Easy for a Canadian. 
That's amazingly accurate except for the chugging maple syrup part which I accept anyway because it's hilarious 🤣
surely that is whiskey tho?
Tell me you're not Canadian without telling me you're not Canadian 😉😁
hah, idk, canadian whiskeys are fairly dark in general
cold weather and grain based spirits are a thing
We live at a strange time where you can't tell a person's nation by how they look, but there are pockets where it is very strongly correlated yet. Just about any asian nation comes to mind. We don't know yet what national identity looks like in the modern world. Hopefully more good natured ribing and less stabbing.
Such phases occur regularly, in history. Humanity adjusts.