Just ban everything, then we'll final be safe
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It’s trivially easy to put a point on a rounded tip kitchen knife 😂
Good point, We must ban everything that lets you put a point on steel
Get in your pod, live in cyberspace, nothing will hurt you 🫂
That sounds great, when do I get my portion of space bugs
It will be delivered to you via drone.
Thanks, make sure it's a drone with non sharp propellers. I want to be safe
The drone is flown by the government, which holds the monopoly on p2p kinetic force. The drone blades are made of sharp blades which can and will be used to subjugate criminals. Law abiding citizens have nothing to fear.
Salads in the UK after knives are banned
They should also ban hammers while they’re at it. Might put some carpenters out of a job but gotta keep the peace amirite
Safety first, carpentry second
Its a scary world
Weapons of mass destruction
And kitchens have knives
#haiku
Tell me you've never cooked your own food without telling me you've never cooked your own food 🙄.
This kind of thing pushes my buttons, I'm usually chill but these people are absolute morons and seriously think that bad people won't do bad things because someone said they can't do it.
Great way to stop knife attacks: guns.
