Criticism detected. A squad has been dispatched to your account, please peacefully and positively surrender your bluecheck and monetizations.
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*pulls clothespins wider*
“Is this positive enough?”
Sir, you didn't ever say "Glad to be shadowbanned"
“Silly me…no offense to silly people…I mean, this mistake was totally on me, and now I know why thanks to the graciousness and genius of the X behavior and attitude improvement policies. I am a better person because of this process and my posts will only improve because of it.”
*smiles even bigger*
