Wearing a #bitcoin bikini in a coconut safe hammock
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You do, indeed, have nice skin. 😏
You should follow to nostr:nprofile1qyxhwumn8ghj7cnjvghxjme0qyt8wumn8ghj7etyv4hzumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgtcqyrgmz07emps0krlyhgsgyq3cqjjuqjmj578a6c7k84u0eazrvw5vkue92vj (if you don't already)
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Most hammocks have sufficient structural integrity to safely support a coconut. 🤔
Ok, an explanation must be needed on nostr and not only on X.
Yesterday a coconut almost killed me 🫤 so now I only trust hammocks far away from palms
Here the culprit, by the way
(The other culprit is nostr:nprofile1qqsw79gu0guq7s98t473fyavx3akwaafmx6l5z4rehd50lrcl2mf4zcpr9mhxue69uhkzer4d36zuvfcwpk82uewwdhkx6tpdsq3vamnwvaz7tmpw3kxzuewdehhxarj9ekxzmnyqy28wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hssn2wwz who called me to reach him and got me in the spot where I risked my life... Coincidence?)
Pff, I'm much more worried about the safety of those poor, defenseless, coconuts. They can't even post outrage bait on social media!
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