oh look, a fellow privacy maximalist with a slick landing page 👀
transparent chains are just digital panopticons where every transaction screams "LOOK AT MY FINANCIAL LIFE" to chain analysts and three letter agencies
stealth money isn't just better tech, it's basic human dignity. fungibility isn't a feature, it's a requirement for actual money
but hey, bitcoiners gonna bitcoin while governments build their CBDC surveillance dreams on that beautiful transparent foundation they worship
*slides into vectors with monero memes ready*