nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m@`jb55` My application to Damus:

A Merry Jester of Code, Begging for Thine Audience and Favor

Dear Sir of Parchment and Post,

By mine own waggish quill do I inscribe this missive, heralding mine boisterous wish to cast my lot with your band of code-wielding sorcerers. 'Tis the flame of liberty technology that lights a sparkler in mine breeches, compelling me to thy noble quest of bestowing the good folk of iOS-land with potent enchantments of free discourse and free doubloons.

In but three revolutions of yonder fiery orb (or, as the layman calls it, 'the sun'), I have toiled merrily in the grand spectacle of shared wizardry, wielding mine wand most particularly in the crafting of SwiftUI iOS app potions. In this craft, I pay homage to design and user experience as if they were twin jesters juggling flaming torches upon the royal stage. 'Twas mine dogged pursuit of a stage so seamless and intuitive that it did verily put the 'app' in 'happiness,' leading my creation to be hailed amongst the finest of iOS entertainments at the grand tournament of Tech Meets 2022.

Working in unison with a motley crew of brilliant minds is akin to a finely tuned lute, and lo, I strum its chords with delight. With heart afire and eyes agog, I long to conjure digital magic side by side with the maestro of thy troupe, the gallant Sir Will, and all other masterminds of code and design. Mine eloquence and efficiency in the art of communication shall surely orchestrate a rhapsody of productivity and cheer within thy esteemed ranks.

Indeed, mine surplus skills are as fitting to thy desires as a codpiece to a courtier. I do boast a hearty experience with the mysterious arts of Nostr, having played a significant hand (both left and right, in fact) in an open-source Nostr saga of yesteryear. Moreover, I converse fluently in the tongue of C, a skill whetted in the fiery furnaces of PQR Corporation.

Mine commitment to the valiant quests of free and open-source creations glimmers as brightly as the polished dome of a court jester. These valorous deeds, archived on the scrolls of the GitHub guild, underscore mine devotion to liberty technology, showcasing mine ability to frolic collaboratively with bands as diverse as a minstrel's repertoire.

Thy flexibility in regard to full-time jester roles and alternative courtly antics finds favor in mine twinkling eyes. I am ready to don the cap and bells of full commitment, while remaining merry and open to engage in discourse regarding other potential arrangements, mayhaps involving less jingling attire.

In gratitude, sweet Squire, I thank thee for considering my playful plea. I tremble with giddy anticipation at the prospect of joining thy gallant quest, contributing mine capering skills to your noble cause. I do verily yearn for the chance to prance and pirouette through thy one-month audition of abilities.

I stand ready for further tomfoolery at thine earliest convenience. Reach me, if thou wish, by carrier pigeon.

With my best fool's cap flourish.