I'm a sour old bitch. 😁

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Oh I figured that out a while back. But you seem to have humor intact so it’s a personality trait that can be endearing

My humour is pure evolution of frustration and alcohol. 😂

Permission to Like your reference to Alcohol.

😂 Denied! If you like something, reply to it and/or zap it. We ain't Facebook!

I like the We aspect of PrimalNostr. I don’t have facebook. I do have a half bottle of Seagrams (the Jim is empty) and a Floppy Dick , I heard girls love (fingering)figuring things out. But if you want you can always FaceTime.

No real-life stuff. I use you like a cheap whore in a truck's cabin before disappearing.

(I hope you know I'm kidding.)

No no .. don’t be ashamed of your true nature….. just be honest. And you will be welcomed to return.. please also note wet spots are a plus and will not be punished

Cheap whores are the best…. Hell might even get a kiss good night…. Dam the Bratty stuff is hot

They serve a purpose. Like a glass of whiskey in the morning.

I don’t drink coffee… I heard its bad fir you. Unless you mix it with alcohol and drugs

Face Time ….. Something you probably felt before Apple made phones . …. There’s a reason why Im called a Dirty old man.

It gets boring when you're the forever pervert in most relationships, sometimes you need a little doubt. 😂

It’s not really much room for doubt. By this time you have already visited my profile. ( You know all you need to know) You are just baiting the hook.

Besides…. As much as I love the young stuff they have whores shit ( pronounced horse shit )for class they have no love for the craft. I mean really I truly do enjoy a kink driven girl … oh and my best guess is you are a Switch.

I don't know if I'm a switch or not, I try what I find interesting. Even if I fuck with another slut, I don't consider myself bisexual. 🤷 Probably I just don't bother putting myself in categories. Now I want to do one thing, tomorrow I might go the opposite. I made this npub to throw around all kinds of ideas that I may never put into practice.

You are Beautiful!!! I mean really you are beautiful… also You are Dangerously close to giving birth to some dark skinned Curly haired kids….. and jus so you know….. you NAILED SWITCH in my book … hell you you even Stuck the landing!!

bdsmtest.org lets test the KiNk out of You!

I made this just to see is I could find a perverse female…

And then you ran out of luck and found me. 😂 I'm out for the day, see you around!

(We're not on the same continent.)

I’m currently working on selling some property to Get off this continent… no guarantees we aren’t on the same one but you seem certain we aren’t.

I saw the time on your screenshot.

I thought about it. An I said fucit.

Look to your inbox please

Not exactly something ignorant of… I did something similar before

But the Frustration is So Relatable

My humor is derived from poor math skills , I simply don’t have the proper amount of fucks to give in relation to the shit I have to give a fuck about.

I can't borrow you fucks either, the stock is dry like my wine bottles.

This could be a very interesting solution… to an existing problem….

And easily the most interesting conversation I’ve had in the last year in such short notice.

🫂

Careful,If you do that any harder i might jizz.

If you talk to me and you don't cum, I might do something wrong. 😂 Come on, cum on or cum in!

Pregnancy risk detected . And definitely the only time in recent history where the possibility of a romantic outcome was even remotely plausible with someone my own age. P.s I saw what you did there,You can’t R3pe the willing….

I can make you question pretty fast who's the hunter and who's the hunted. 😁

We can’t stop here this is Cougar territory!